Monday, 11 February 2013

Our Humorous Poems

In Year 5 we have been writing our funny poems, we watched and read some and then we wrote our own, here they are, what do you think?

By Mr. Bennett

Albert and the Lion

My Parents Sent me to the Store



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  1. simon11 February 2013 at 11:48

    Stevie


    by Simon Hill


    Hello my name is Stevie,
    My colds are very wheezy.

    I live inside the pc,
    And I like to watch TV.
    Whenever I feel cold,
    My brother turns to GOLD!

    When I’m bored,
    I drive my new ford.
    Now I’m going to work,
    I have a little smirk.
    My Boss uses dental floss when I’m not there,
    So I tell him to share!

    Today I’ve got a day off,
    However I got a nasty COUGH!




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  2. Sebi11 February 2013 at 11:49

    Sebastian Brown
    Age 10
    PBS Vlastina


    Monday 11th February
    Mr Bennett
    My teacher’s Mr Bennett
    Clever enough to be in the senate
    He knows how to teach
    But still can find time to sunbathe on the beach
    He has a cool car
    Could be a rock star
    He is super
    Never makes a blooper
    He’s amazing
    His knowledge is crazing
    He’s a merry soul
    Every now and then he likes a sausage roll
    He’s very handsome
    For maths starters he uses transum
    But his best friend Mr Brady
    Is an old lady
    He’s super at squash
    He has lots of panache

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    1. Unknown11 February 2013 at 14:22

      Nice sebi I like the Mr. Brady part most!

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    2. Gilbert11 February 2013 at 14:34

      wonderful poem Sebi but what panache mean?

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    3. Unknown11 February 2013 at 14:36

      Means elegant, handsome etc.

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    4. Unknown11 February 2013 at 14:37

      Means elegant

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    5. Timi11 February 2013 at 14:42

      Great poem good imagination

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    6. andrej11 February 2013 at 14:49

      Wow what a way to describe Mr.Bennett.

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  3. timi11 February 2013 at 11:49

    I got a cat
    And it ate my rat
    My dad is fat
    So he stepped on my cat
    Meanwhile my mum was having a chat
    Her phone beeped and then it went splat
    My cat was fluffy
    She said oh that comfy
    My cat got vast
    But she wasn’t fast
    She had more hair
    So she looked like a bear
    I shouted that’s not fair!
    Mum said I don’t care
    But the pet doesn’t have any air!

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    1. marketa11 February 2013 at 14:36

      I like the poem. The bit that is very funny is the one 'I shouted that's not fair!' to the end. :)

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    2. Gilbert11 February 2013 at 14:39

      Weird poem Timi but loved every bit of it

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    3. andrej11 February 2013 at 14:54

      The poem was very funny,I liked the bit where it said my cat got vast but she wasn't fast.

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  4. marketa11 February 2013 at 11:51

    My great-grandma
    I have a great-grandma,
    she lives on top of a hill,
    she isn’t ever tired,
    and not even ill.

    Every weekend we come to visit our great-grandma,
    and her pets,
    her pets are sharks and crocodiles that live in tiny nets.

    One day I asked my granny what is her job,
    she said she is a thief,
    but she steels only beef.

    While eating a bun,
    we had great fun,
    she said she loves fighting,
    but she hates writing.

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  5. Gilbert11 February 2013 at 14:18

    The worst teacher ever!
    My teacher is really bad,
    He makes us do annoying work,
    At school we are sad,
    As he always goes berserk.

    My teacher has a flashy car,
    And he is really fat,
    He should really be a rock star,
    Everyone would laugh at that.

    My teacher looks like a troll,
    He usually does an epic fail,
    He is as much worth as toilet roll,
    And he should be in jail


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    1. Unknown11 February 2013 at 14:26

      I like the bits you added most!

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    2. timi11 February 2013 at 14:31

      Nice work i like the jail.

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    3. marketa11 February 2013 at 14:45

      I really like the poem. I would not like to have this teacher.The verse I like most is the last one. It is funny.

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  6. aika11 February 2013 at 14:23

    My nanny
    My nanny has a bat
    Just like her yellow spoty hat,
    She likes eating meat
    although she has smelly feet,
    My nanny is really cool
    But she doesn’t like picking us at school,
    She has a fat belly
    But she likes eating jelly,
    If the weather is foggy
    My nanny turns soggy,
    She has big teeth
    But she covers and glues with leafs,
    When it’s Halloween
    She turns pretty mean,
    When she was in the loo
    We sticked her bum with glue
    Aika

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    1. marketa11 February 2013 at 14:30

      I like you poem. It is very funny!!! The bit I most is the part 'she has big belly, but she likes jelly'. It lookes that she is a nanny that you could have fun with.

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  7. aika11 February 2013 at 14:27

    Marketa I really like your third and your
    first verse.And you have
    really good rhymes.
    aika

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  8. aika11 February 2013 at 14:29

    Simon I liked your poem and
    the rhymes but you could
    write a bit more.
    Aika

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  9. Alicia11 February 2013 at 14:31

    My crazy hat

    My crazy hat,
    sleeps on a mat.
    Once it fell in love,
    with a squeeky rat!
    But after a while,
    the rat did not smile.
    The hat,
    likes to pat,
    even a cat!
    Once in the cafeteria,
    the hat killed a fierce bacteria.
    The people thought we were crazy,
    but after all they were lazy.
    But in addition,
    the hat belonges to a magician.

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    1. marketa11 February 2013 at 14:39

      Funny poem I like the end. I don't get why the didn't smile after a while

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    2. Alicia11 February 2013 at 14:41

      I like your poem Marketa.But the best part is the beef thing.

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    3. marketa11 February 2013 at 14:52

      As I already said it is really funny, but it is a bit to short. :)

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  10. aika11 February 2013 at 14:31

    Sebi you have a good poem.
    There is nothing you should
    improve it is good the way it is.
    Aika

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  11. andrej11 February 2013 at 14:33

    Adndrej Hrabos 11th Monday February PBS Vlastina age 9
    Mat
    My name is Mat,
    my pet is a bat.
    I drink wine,
    and I feel fine.
    I like the icy winter,
    So I hate the hot summer,
    my Dad plays in Inter (Inter Milan).
    When I have long hair,
    I look like a bear.
    My skin colour is yellow,
    so I look like a cool fellow.
    I play football and basketball
    but I'm not very tall.

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    1. Gilbert11 February 2013 at 14:43

      wonderful poem Andrej you should be proud of your self

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    2. Seljan12 March 2013 at 08:39

      I like the rhyming words.Especially the last verse.

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  12. aika11 February 2013 at 14:36

    Gilbert your poem is good
    although I really didn't
    understand the last
    bits.Aika

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  13. Fred11 February 2013 at 14:40

    I WAS SENT TO BUY A LOAF OF BREAD


    I was sent to buy a loaf of bread,
    I ran outside, raced past the shed,
    And I arrived at the shop.
    I went to buy the loaf of bread,
    But I just deny,
    The talking teddy bear that could even say “HI!”,
    A creepy, scary Halloween eye,
    Yummy cream pie,
    A lovely tie,
    And a never-ending chocolate supply!

    I went to the counter with my hands full of toys,
    The lady exclaimed “Another one of those silly boys!”.
    When I was nearly finished packing up,
    I took my pup,
    And my fancy cup.
    Then I made my way back home.

    When I came back home,
    I made sure I had my book about Ancient Rome,
    And my fantastic bath foam.
    I grabbed the stuff,
    I’d had enough.
    Then my mum shouted “Where is the bread?”

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    1. marketa11 February 2013 at 14:55

      Fred I think your poem is really funny. I would like to know if your mother was really angry. :)

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    2. Seljan12 March 2013 at 08:34

      your poem is really funny.

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  14. Samyukta11 February 2013 at 14:42

    Monday 11th February
    The Magician
    By Samyukta Varanasi 9 years old Year 5A Prague British School
    We wanted to see a magician
    I wondered if they would give us admission

    My sister thinks the magician will be cool
    I think the magician will be a fool

    His magic turned out to be bad
    I don’t know why he is on a T.V. ad!!!

    My sister was mad
    What a bad night I had

    I knew I was never coming back
    I hope the magician gets a smack

    What a failiure!!!


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  15. aika11 February 2013 at 14:43

    Andrej your poem is good
    but what is a Inter Milan?
    Aika

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  16. mario11 February 2013 at 14:45

    My new parrot
    I already have 3 parrots,
    They eat 80 carrots!
    They fly a lot,
    I don’t even know what they got for Christmas
    They can already speak
    And they always peek

    My new parrot wears a beret
    He fly’s all over the place because he has not got a lot of space in his base

    The new parrot is glad that it isn’t alone
    He even has a new phone
    Although he doesn’t have hands
    He wears elastic band

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    1. aika11 February 2013 at 14:53

      Mario I like your poem
      the best bit was at the end (last verse).

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    2. Seljan12 March 2013 at 08:31

      I like the bit about the new phone

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  17. Samyukta11 February 2013 at 14:46

    I really like your poem
    Especially the end
    Samyukta

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  18. Alicia11 February 2013 at 14:46

    I like your poem Samyukta, but I think its a bit short.

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  19. aika11 February 2013 at 14:47

    Samy some really good rhymes.

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  20. Alicia11 February 2013 at 14:49

    I really like your poem Aika. The end was the best!

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  21. aika11 February 2013 at 14:49

    Fred I really like the idea of your poem.
    Aika

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  22. Alicia11 February 2013 at 14:52

    Mario, I think you should have put there more rhymes.

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  23. Alicia11 February 2013 at 14:54

    I think Gilbert that your poem is good but a bit short.

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